I'm a creative person. Right?

I'm one of those people that have about 27 thousand ideas swarming in my head in a single moment. Imagine a computer with that many tabs open. It's a nightmare right?! What do you expound on? Which one should you start with? Aaaaahhhhhh! 

I might be in the grips of a mild panic attack right now, don't judge. But I have one clear (yet nagging) tab that's flashing at me. Do something. That's all it says. Do something. Ok smart ass, what?! Funny how the answers never just appear in a pop up ad. 

So here's what I'm thinking. I like to write, it's cathartic and it helps me to organize my thoughts. It can be creative and bonus! I get to inflict all my weirdness on someone else. I had thought in my younger years I would inflict this weirdness on children but let's be honest, that's never gonna happen. 

So welcome to my strange mind people! You are my children/guinea pigs. Please don't judge me or call social service on me. 

So now the big question. What tab to play with first...